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September 1998 Translated!
| How do we live without dying? | How do we do in order not to deceive ou mother when we are pregnant, and that we want to keep the baby, even if she would never accept it? | How do we do to be sure that a hole is a hole, if it doesn't have a border? |
Summer 1998 I'm Working on it now!
| What do we do when we are bored? | How do we do, in order not to be late to the office on Monday morning. | How do we know if the light in the refrigerator turns itself off when we close the door? |
| How do we recognize people who are lying? | How do we do, when we want to practice music, literature, movies, girls, computer, collecting ties, wine, and that we aren't organized enough that we have the feeling we haven't done anything of our lives? | How do we convince our girl-friend not to listen to Dalida (a very bad French singer) 4 times a day (even if she take profit of that to dance belly dancing) |
| How do we do to sleep with our eyes open, in front of the teacher, while making mark of approval? |
May 1998 Not translated!
| How do we do when the man of our life is married, but not with us? | How do we do to stay friend with a girl that we loved (a lot), and who threw us away? | How do we do to be happy? |
| How do we do to avoid spending 10 month cleaning the bathroom, at my military service? | How de we do to know that our image is reflected when we close our eyes? | How do we make disappear a mark on my face, on top of my nose, between the two eyes? |
| How do we do when we are a baby to know when we have to cry when we are sad; and laughing when we are happy? | How do we know that a three makes noise when it falls in a forest, when nobody is around to listen to it? |
April 1998 Not translated!
| How do we react, when we got invited by a male friend, who removes hairs from his legs, who caresses them, and eats only soya steaks, and that we are very hungry. | How do we do, when I need to fart, so that it doesn't smell like French cheese, when I'm in bed with my boy friend? | How do we say to a friend that we cannot dance with her anymore, cause I drunk too much beer, and that turning always to the same direction makes me feel like vomiting. |
| How do we do to distract Japanese tourist who are busy taking pictures in Paris of a forgotten french singer? | How do we do to make our boss believe that we are working, while we really don't feel like working? | How do we touch our ears with our tongue? |
| How do we seduce a woman? | How do we do to ask a good question which begins with "How do we...?" | How do we do, when we are butcher to sell to our clients rotting meat? |
| What do we do when our mother doesn't understand the feelings I have for my girlfriend? | What do we do when our neighbor is stealing our air-conditioned. | How do we do when we don't really succeed to laugh on our boy friend's jokes? |
| How do we do when our one-night-stand conquest removes her denture, and her wonderbras to sleep? | How do we do, when we want to practice driving, when we just begin to drive? |
March 1998 Not translated!
| How do we do to make the mole we have in our garden come into our neighbor garden? | How do we do to know how much a banana cost in North Pole? | How do we do, in order not to be the one who put paper in the photocopier? |
| How do we do, in order not to pay our phone bills? | What do we do, when we can't do it? | How do we separate salts and peeper when we accidentally spill both of them? |
| What do we do when we are in the bathroom, and that there isn't toilet paper anymore (and that we don't have tissue, because that would be too easy) | How do we say "Are you ready" in English, with French vegetable words? | How can we get successful with girls? |
| How do we appreciate techno-music? | How can we have a nice meal with our friends? | How can we stop meeting weird people when we are hitch-hiking? |
| What do we do when our web-site is visited only by 5 persons a year? (and 4 by me) | How do we do to eat something different than pasta when we are a student? | How do we do to save our mother-in-law during a fire, when she is too heavy to carry, and that she knocked out while watching a "Pascal Sevran" show? [a very bad show] |
| What do we do when a hurricane is going just at the place we live? | How do we do to be sure that in won't rain in Brittany when we are waiting 50 people in a garden (and that the house is too small to welcome everybody)? | How do we do to write an article about a very weird web-site that gives weird answers to weird questions? |
| Who do we to take the cap out of beer when we are alone and that we don't have arm? | How do we get easily money, when we are a honest person, and that we want to stay that way, lazy, clumsy, and that we don't wanna disturb anybody? | What do we do when we meet boys how are over 600 kilometers from where we live? |